I am only admitting this publicly to prove that I am strange even in my dreams.
I dreamt last night that Blixa Bargeld ran a hair salon and was holding Neubauten try-outs at a nearby swimming pool. Whoever swam best while utilizing various objects to make noise became a member of EN.
I tried to swim-vault across this big…thing…and missed, so I thought I ruined my EN chances. But I got some driftwood and a cat-sized seashell and made a lovely underwater noise, and Blixa (Halber Mensch era) shouted in his bullhorn, “zat is how you make a Neubauten!” And I was in!
I got to style hair in Blixa’s salon and we dyed people’s hair blue. He was most impressed.
Generally, my dreams are at least this strange/amusing. It’s a gift.