You ever just get the urge to do something COMPLETELY stupid and pointless, and you don’t have a clue why?
Like when you’re driving and you just think DUDE. I COULD TOTALLY JUST MONSTER TRUCK OVER ALL THIS TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW. TOTALLY. I SHOULD DO THAT.
Or you’re in the bakery section of the store and get the urge to smash your hand into the tops of all the cakes.
Or someone is walking too slowly in front of you so you want to throw a shell or banana peel at them like in Mario Kart so they spin out of your way.
Or you want to replace all the decorative rocks in someone’s yard with potatoes.
I guess it’s just me.